Welcome to my world. This will just be a place where I can waffle in complete safety, without fear that anyone can say ' Ian, I think it's about time you shut up' or 'Ian, I'd love a cup of tea !'
If you don't wish to read what's here it would be just a click to clear me from your screen and go and do something less boring instead , turn it off's not good to me, WhY Don't you... (oooh went a bit BBC there, sorry)

Anyway... that's the gist, so sorted guvnor. My manifesto is now apparent, however flimsy it may be.