Monday, August 05, 2002

I've just had the spirit of Peter Gabriel surgically removed from my ear, as it was starting to annoy me with it's quasimystical folk rock vibes. And also, he was forever strapping on bizarre and unwieldy costumes and these were often so large that they restricted my hearing. There came a time when I had to whisper to Gabriel, 'Sorry mate, you've got to go. Move into a B+B or something but you're not welcome in my aural cavity anymore.'

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